Inflatable Pile of Poo Emoji Costume

Inflatable Pile of Poo Emoji Costume 

Forget cowboy, nurse, or ghost, this year you are going to want to go door to door on Halloween in this inflatable pile of poo emoji costume. Who wouldn’t? After the blockbuster movie EmojiMovie, you are going to want to go as your favorite emoji character. It’s what weird hipsters do after all. Heck, if you go to a party, maybe you’ll pick up the hot chick dressed as a fly. Or maybe the grad student dressed as a dung beetle. This costume inflates so that it is larger than life, for some that don’t eat at all you can eat buffets.

Official Product Name:

Inflatable Poo Costume, One Size

Colors:

Brown (what else?)

Specifications:

• 100% Polyester
• Includes Inflatable Poo Body with Zip Up Entry and 2 stretchable arm holes and 2 stretchable leg holes.
• Battery pack attaches to a built in fan. You will need 4 AA batteries (not included). Battery pack clips to your waist or goes in built in pocket. Yes the poo has a pocket!
• Inflates in under a minute.
• Fit any body with room to spare. The headpiece has permeable material for eyes, so you can see.
• Idea for people over 5ft (adults). The fan that inflates the suit also ensures that you don’t overheat, and become a, er, hot mess.
• Can be used for runs, dancing, Halloween, school spirit day, advertising, theatrical, videotaping, sporting events…and presumably for fraternity reunions and poo fetishists, and other poo-loving weirdos

Based on this movie:

Ideal weird gift for:

• Weirdos
• Poo lovers
• Comedians
• Pranksters
• Rich people who have everything
• Your dumb brother
• You

Guaranteed** to irritate:

• Uptight people
• Teachers and Principals
• Sanitation engineers
• Sewer workers that have no sense of humor
• Your mom

**No guarantee implied